???? ?? - Day ????????

It’s quiet this morning.

Not too quiet.

But it’s quiet.

Henry walks in.

Henry: One day more. Another day, another destiny. This never-ending road to calvary. These men who seem to know my crime will surely come a second time, one day more.

Scott walks in, followed by Olivia.

Scott: I did not live until today. How can I live when we are parted?
Henry: One day more.
Scott and Olivia: Tomorrow you’ll be worlds away. And yet, with you, my world has started.

Hannah walks in.

Hannah: One more day all on my own.
Scott and Olivia: Will we ever meet again?
Hannah: One more day with him not caring.
Scott and Olivia: I was born to be with you.
Hannah: What a life I might have known!
Scott and Olivia: And I swear I will be true.
Hannah: But he never saw me there.

Matt walks in.

Matt: One more day before the storm!
Scott: Do I follow where she goes?
Matt: At the barricades of freedom!
Scott: Shall I join my brothers there?
Matt: When our ranks begin to form…
Scott: Do I stay, and do I dare?
Matt: Will you take your place with me?

All: The time is now, the day is here!

Henry: One day more!

Michelle: One day more till revolution, we will nip it in the bud! We’ll be ready for these schoolboys, they will wet themselves with blood.

Henry: One day more!

Dazed and Kendria: Watch 'em run amuck, catch 'em as they fall, never know your luck when there's a free for all, here a little `dip', there a little `touch', most of them are goners so they won't miss much!

All: One day to a new beginning, raise the flag of freedom high. Every man will be a king, every man will be a king. There’s a new world for the winning, there’s a new world to be won. Do you hear the people sing?

Scott: My place is here, I fight with you!

Henry: One day more!
Scott and Olivia: I did not live until today.
Hannah: One more day all on my own.
Scott and Olivia: How can I live when we are parted?
Michelle: I will join these people's heroes, I will follow where they go. I will learn their little secrets, I will know the things they know.

Henry: One day more!
Scott and Olivia: Tomorrow you’ll be worlds away.
Hannah: What a life I might have known!
Scott and Olivia: And yet with you my world has started.
Michelle: One day more till revolution, we will nip it in the bud! We’ll be ready for these schoolboys…
Dazed and Kendria: Watch 'em run amuck, catch 'em as they fall, never know your luck when there's a free for all.

Henry: Tomorrow we’ll be far away, tomorrow is the judgment day.

All: Tomorrow we’ll discover what our G-d in heaven has in store! One more dawn, one more day…


It’s quiet this morning.

I just got here a second ago. Jacob got here a second later. The lights are on. We’re basically the only ones here.

Marty gets up to go get a bagel. The “One Day More” YouTube video Jacob is watching ends. Grace enters, but leaves. Kelsey and Kate enter, try to leave, and are stopped by Marty. JV enters.

Marty: We can’t blog today. The blog will just suck. No one here has anything worthwhile to say.
Jacob: Yeah, that’s true.
Marty: Maybe it’ll be this way for a while.

Kelsey sings along to “Only the Good Die Young” by Billy Joel.

Marty: Maybe it’ll be this way for a while.

For a while.

A while.

In a while.

In a while we’ll be back here.

In a while we might not all remember each other.

In a while people can seem a bit different.

But I still remember the last three words he said.

: …one day more.

May 19 - Day 14???????

7:42 A.M. – Matt, Scott, Preston, Yaffe, JV Dylan, and Marty are sitting around the table. Olivia arrives. Henry “left and said he’d be back in a while.”

Scott: Who’s running for student council?
Marty: [lists the people]
Scott: I heard James is getting back there. (To Olivia) What’s with the gray?
Olivia: I don’t know. It was a shirt in my closet, and I put it on.
Marty: What happened yesterday?
JV Dylan: Henry kept laughing at me yesterday.
Marty: Good.
Scott: Whatcha readin’ Olivia?
Olivia: It’s an article on testing of mice that I have to read for Bioethics.
Scott: Sounds boring.
Olivia: [says something trying to prove that it isn’t but ends up proving that it is]
JV Dylan: Do you know Saunders?
Marty: Ms. Saunders?
JV Dylan: No.
Marty: No action has happened this morning. Like no one has done anything.
Matt returns. Michelle spreads cream cheese. Marty leaves to go get a bagel. Marty returns. Marty and Jacob meet at the bagels to plan the surprise. Isaac enters, insults JV Dylan. He doesn’t actually though.

Marty: Nothing has happened this blog at all. It really sucks.
JV Dylan: Marty, why can’t I help with you and Brandon?
Marty: Who’s Brandon?
Matt Bainum: Cords…you look really…hot today.
Cords: No, it’s nice.
Scott: Cords you look really nice today.
Matt Bainum: Cords get ready for math today, I’m just gonna hit on you the whole time.

Henry’s back!

Jacob: Why are there so many guests here?
Henry: It’s the…environmental conference?

Henry leaves.

Marty: [over crowd] Is this it? Is this how the bagels ends?
Scott: This is how it ends, Marty. Until tomorrow.
Marty: No but like, is this how From the Bagels ends?

But no one answers him.

Perhaps we will meet again someday.

May 17 - Day 13??????

7:43 A.M. – It’s Marty. I’m on the bus. I was too tired to get up earlier but hopefully I’ll make it to the bagels soon. It’s kind of awkward to type with my computer on my backpack like this. I just it down. It’ll get wet now (the floor of the bus is wet) but that’s alright. Anyway, I’m here with Turé and I think his sister. There’s also a pretty hot girl sitting across from me. Maybe. I don’t know, she’s ok. Now I just lowered the screen so that no one sees what I’m typing because that would be kind of awkward. Except thtat now I can’t really see what I’m typing. It would be a miracle if I still typedsds eaxaadtly whatt I waaanted toop. People keep requesting all the stops. It sucks. I just want to get to the bagels already.

Now I’m in Cleveland Park. Shoutout to the city of Cleveland, Ohio. It’s in Ohio, right? For some reason I doubted my self for an instant. Oh well. I gotta run now. It’s my stop. B-r-b.

7:57 A.M. – I made it! Sitting around the usual table are the usual people, plus I’m, Isaac Mudge, and Liar.

Scott: Now! NOW!
Henry: No Javier. Javier is so good.
Liar: Go! No, kid, no. That’s just not smart.
Scott: Now!
Liar: No, now.
Scott: Oh, good call Tessa.

Grace walks in flirtatiously, showing off all her curves.

Scott: Hey Grace, would you hu with JV?
There is no response.

Marty spills lemonade on his computer. Henry only lends him a small piece of napkin.

Scott: BUDDY!!!!! Why didn’t you do it?
Champ: LET’s GOOOOOO
Champ just passed the next level of bloons 2.

Matt arrives.

Matt: (mumbling) There’s too many people.

Matt goes to get a bagel. JV Dylan is stuffing a bagel into his face disgustingly. The bagels seem quiet today. John is looking down.

Scott: Everyone’s wearing horizontal stripes today.
Claire: Classic use of everyone.
Henry and Scott: Misuse!
Claire: Oh…sorry.
Bat’s gonna be late. Plah walks in, I haven’t turned around, but I recognize her voice.

Michelle, Liar, Katie Case, Nat Yaz, Muffinz are all wearing horizontal stripes.

Til next time.

--Marty, Scott, and Henry

May 10, 2011 - Day 12?????

7:50 - The bagels are busy today.

Marty: Somebody, what's today's date?

Somebody: It's the 24th.
Marty: It is definitely not the 24th. No, it's the 10th.
Henry: It's just like...
Olivia: What's the science of syphilis?
Henry: It gets worse, and then -
Kendria: It just attacks and kills people.
Olivia: So there were like three, or...
Henry: Because they didn't have enough money, to do it...

Marty loses track of the conversation.

Somebody: I had a dream but I don't remember it.

Henry: That happens every time.

Scott: You didn't get with Kelsey in the dream?

Somebody: No!

Marty: How do you know?

Hannah arrives, eating an apple.

Marty: Do you ever feel like your just living a lie?

Henry: Nope. You spelled "you're" wrong.

Marty: I'll fix it later.

Somebody: And Jai was like...

Marty: Wait let me rephrase it - do you ever feel like everyone is just lying to you?

Henry: What? No.

Somebody: I spent like 30 minutes blowdrying my hair this morning!! I hope Kelsey likes it :)

Kendria: Did not study for bioethicssssss

Henry: Bioethics sucks!

Marty: I really hope Ms. Lipton doesn't read this blog.

Shoutout to Ms. Lipton, if she is reading this. Also, congratulations to Sam Mulroy for winning the ivy league championship.

Henry: And then congratulate Julia Mulroy on being Sam Mulroy's brother.

Everyone: Sister!

Henry: That's what I meant.

Scott: Olivia Abrecht, hottest girl in the league.

Kelsey comes back to get tea with Kate... suspicious.

Scott: Because at that point I was like actually paying attention.
Matt: He just had this big smile on his face.

Scott: And then I'm was being a beesh.

I'm: I'm Danny I'm Danny I'm Danny I'm Danny I'm Danny
Marty: Ughhh you guys have soooo many pizza lunches.
Michelle: It's not that many!! (sassily)
Scott: All hail! You got a shoutout. (to Mulroy)
Scott: I won't tell her where.

Chandalar walks by flirtatiously, showing all of her curves.

Yeah. How about that.

--The Bagels

April 26, 2010 - Day 11????

7:40 A.M. - Marty, Henry, Matt, and Yarf are gathered around the usual table.

There is a strange buzzing noise behind Marty. He goes to turn it off.

Scott arrives.

Scott: I'm gonna go grab some tea.

Kendria arrives. Yarf leaves.

Scott: Talk about how Tia's the best.

Juan-Manuel Pinzon arrives and leaves.

Kendria: But I didn't realize he was an actual pedophile since yesterday!

Wimmer: Where's Jacob?
Henry: In and around my eyes.
Matt: I just like the part where he goes around smacking his face.

Matt leaves to meet with Heilman.

Marty: Is this just one of those days?

Henry: What, like tired?
Marty: I don't know.
Wimmer: Where is Jacob???

Marika, Eliza Bray, and Hana Elion all enter and then leave.

Marty: A small subset of the female acquaintances of my life.

Henry: Maybe he'll be not so great.
Scott: I think he'll be good. Man, where is everyone?
Marty: Good morning, Claire.
Claire: (sighs) Good morning, Marty.
Kendria: Who got the Lean on Me solo? I hope you don't ruin Kirk Franklin for me.
Marty: Oh, we will.
Scott: We're white! Sorry.

Abby enters.

Abby: Can you help me?

Scott: With what?
Abby: Physics.
Scott: I didn't do that sh*t!

Everybody has a good laugh.

Wimmer: WHERE THE HELL IS JACOB???

Petey enters...almost. JV Dylan enters.

Scott: How did you play yesterday?

JV Dylan: Awful. I struck out like twice.
Scott: That's ok JV I struck out too.

Marty spills sugar on his computer and proceeds to try and get it off by hitting the keyshfdojdsfojdsfjosdjoifsdoifoijsdfjoisdiofjweohgwpieg;lgkdlgkhjpuy;kjyt;khytkh

Marty: Man, you know how when people do like those excited posts or stuff when they type lots of random letters?
Henry: Yeah.Marty: But like, they're all in the home row.
Henry: What?
Marty: They're all in the home row. Like asdfjkl; Why is that?
Henry: Because that's where your fingers are...
Marty: Well...

Time to go.

April 1, 2011 - Day 10???

Hannah: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOTT!!! FOLLOW HIM @RAVINATOR11

Hannah: I had this awesome dream about Henry last night. So, Henry wanted to get some exercise so he went for a run, and I was driving a pace car in this race, so he asked me to drive around until he got tired and then he would get in my car and we would go to get dinner or something.

It's about 7:50. Kendria, Henry, Marty, Scott, Danny, and Matt are place around the table, in hat order. Happy Birthday to Scott, Drew, and JV Dylan's sister.

Kendria: I'm thinking about buying a lottery ticket.

Matt: He's so interested in this.

JV Dylan: Who is?

Matt: Jai. Solid contribution to the conversation, JV Dylan.

Scott: Is that the disgusting cream cheese?

JV Dylan: No it's actually good.

Marty: Yeah, I like that one.

Dazed: Yeah.

Scott: It sucks.

Marty: You said it sucks, right?

Scott: Um...yeah.

Kendria: Have you seen this show Hole in the Wall?

Marty: Kendria, you've been making some solid contributions to the conversation this morning.

Scott: Kendria and JV Dylan.

Lax is discussed. I'm may come to Scott's game.

Dazed is spreading butter on a bagel.

Marty: Dazed, is that sanitary?

Dazed: What? I don't get it.

Henry sees the ten-minutes-late time on the computer.

Henry: Oh my gosh!

Marty: It's fake! It's fake!

Matt: What did it say?

Henry: 8:08.

Matt: That' s not like that big of a deal.

Jacob does not walk in.

Henry: I'm gonna leave a little early today. In a while.

Wiley takes Henry's seat. The bagels are crowded today.

Wiley: Yip-yip-yippers!

Dazed asks the time. The time? To go.

--Until next time, Strauss-Ballen.

March 31, 2011 - Day 9??

In today’s episode, the role of JACOB will be played by Danny Ryan.

It’s 7:45. The bagels are relatively crowded. Michelle was sitting in my seat, but she moved over to make room for me. She moved away from Henry, of course. A MR. FORMICA can be spotted in the top left corner of the room if one looks carefully enough.

Olivia walks in.
Marty: Scott, say something, quickly!
Scott: Olivia. Lookin’ hot.

JV Dylan appears.
Marty: JV Dylan! Standing O, standing O.
Wimmer: Naw…

No one agrees with Marty and no one gives JV Dylan a standing O. Not even Marty.

The bloggers begin discussing Rashida Jones and how lots of people we know met her last night.

JV Dylan got a double yesterday! Congrats JV Dylan. Everyone should congratulate him by posting on his Facebook wall.

The Liar walks in.
Scott: Liar!
Henry: Hey, liar!
JV Dylan: Did you guys win your game?
JV Dylan: What was the score?
JV Dylan: We lost 11 to 9.
Matt: Thanks, JV Dylan.

Grey and Dazed come to the Bagels.
Scott: Oh, Dylan.
Grey: Oh my god. Math yesterday.

Johnny Korobkin walks in?
Marty: He wasn’t there.

I haven’t written anything in like 20 minutes. I am completely lost here. Something about Heilman. And Bitch School.

Shoutout to Cydney from Matt.

Henry: 2 minutes til Envi Sci.
Scott: Time for Envi Sci?
Herny: 2 minutes til time for Envi Sci.
Matt: It’s a block oh…fuck.

HORIZONTAL STRIPES!

Henry: 1, 2, 3, 4! (Marty, Olivia, Michelle, The Liar)
Scott: You don’t see vertical stripes too often.

They leave for Envi Sci.

--M.S. and S.B.

March 30, 2011 - Day 8?

Marty puts a book on the table: In My Hands by Irene Gut Opdyke. Opdyke. That's a badass name.

Matt: The bagels look so good today.
Scott: Write that down.
Henry: Scott, we can't have any of this.
Scott: I'm gonna get some tea.

It's 7:40. Henry, Matt, Scott, Marty, Michmac, and Kendria are sitting around their usual table. Except that Kendria doesn't usually sit there. I don't know. I don't come here that often anymore.

Henry will not give Kendria his iPod.
Henry: No!
Kendria: You think you're funny, but you're not.
Scott: Bakingtons!
Marty: Ok, I'm gonna get a bagel and some tea.
Henry: Lemon Lane? Do they still have Lemon Lane?
Marty: No.

While Marty leaves, Scott begins to blog.
Kendria: I <3 Mac Miller.

Let's take a look at the outfits today. Matt's is pretty good. Henry, a little too casual. Michelle, badly dressed. Kendria, not great.

Matt: Dylan!
Scott: JV DYLAN????????

Dylan is wearing an oakley sweatshirt, not very well dressed.

Scott: Dazed!
Henry: Oh, lookin' dazed!
Marty: Dazed.

JV Dylan discusses his past life as a pitcher.

Scott: Hey look, Hannah's coming.
Kendria: She's back from Sanibel.
Scott: Hello!
Hannah: Hello!
Henry: Hello!
Hannah: Hello!

They introduce JV Dylan to Hannah.
Henry: Two apples!
Hannah: One for lunch.
Scott: Dylan, how many bitches since yesterday.
JV Dylan: I'm not answering that question.
Scott: 8?
Henry: I heard 8.
Scott: I'm gonna tweet that later.

LOOK OUT FOR SCOTT'S TWEET! (Follow me on twitter @ravinator11)

Marty: So, has anyone had any good dreams lately?
Henry: Oh my gosh, I did! So, I think it was - I don't know what school trip, but it was like a school trip, and Ms. Glines and Coach Williams - Scott:
Olivia walks in flirtatiously, showing off all her curves.
Henry: At this time, I'd like to give a shout out to Johnny Korobkin. So then, we were at a restaurant having lunch, and Sideways came on the radio, and all the Alpha Males started singing their parts, and all the waiters and staff loved it, and told us to sing another song, and we sang like a T-Pain song or something and they were all rocking out, and then we sang Keep Your Head Up, and Coach Williams and Ms. Glines came out and made a dance for it and I remember Coach Williams going like this (He demonstrates) - it was so funny.
Scott: Olivia, you look nice today.
Olivia: Thanks.
Henry: Ooh, I agree.
Hannah: She said flirtatiously.
Matt: Look at they way she's eating that bagel.

Henry makes a noise with his mouth.
Michelle: Stop!

The loiterers enter. Surprisingly, they don't loiter.
Matt: Don't loiter.
Henry: And don't lie!

Matt looks like he really wants to sit next to Olivia.
Hannah: I like the new addition of Dylan. He adds a lot to the conversation.

Scott and Henry shake their fists at the loiterers. Will enters. Claire enters to boos. Zach enters to a standing O, but fails to give a speech. The bagelers debate J Crew vs. Crate and Barrel. Johnny shows up in the hallway and everyone yells for him. Scott leaves to get him, but returns without him.
Scott: He was like, I can't do it, I can't handle the pressure.
Henry: Noooooo!

Nobody leaves.

Shoutout to Sam Mulroy, if he is reading this.

Henry: He's probably not reading this.
Scott: He definitely read it last time.
Claire: Scott, I think the consensus is Crate and Barrel.
Marty: Claire, shut up, you're wrong.

JV Dylan gives Golden a standing O. FOLLOW GOLDEN @PRETTYLILTHANG

Scott: I think it's that.

Jordana enters to boos. JV Dylan leaves.
Marty: Well.
Henry: Time for Envi Sci.
Marty: Is it time for Envi Sci?
Scott: Yup.

And so it begins. Again. --Marty and Scott

April 16 2010 - Day 7

7:55 A.M. - Scott has been writing his paper. Channing has finally saved the blog with her computer.

MATT: Marty, the blog has gotten away from its original motives.

MARTY: Ok, what was that.

SCOTT: Making fun of Ana.

ANA: No, that's not true.

MATT: It was to blog what happens at the bagels.

SCOTT: And usually that's Ana doing stupid stuff.

ANA: Nice braces, Michelle.

KILO: Nice cleavage, Ana.

MARTY: Ana, what'd you say?

ANA: I said nothing.

HENRY: [explains what she said]

KILO: Michelle, are you happy?

MICHELLE: No. And you are a loser! Clearly I am not a loser.

Scott and Matt return with Day of Silence bandanas.

MATT: Claire sat in my seat. She deserves to be banned from the blog.

MARTY: No! Shut up! No one is banned from the blog.  Just let people decide if they want to be a part of it or not.

MATT: I lied down in the dust right under your arms...

MARTY: I was just about to quote that song in this blog.

HENRY: And beams come out...

The whole blog starts jamming. The type font changed.

SCOTT: The blog sucks. Quote me on that.

MARTY: (is silent, as the day of silence has began)

And so we beat off, bagels against the tea, um...living our lives

April 15 2010 - Day 6

7:55 A.M. - Current table occupants are Henry, Nick, Scott, Ben, Matt, Hannah, Alexis, and Michelle. It's the blogoversary! Last week at this time the blog was started.

Kasya walks over.

SCOTT: Kasya, sshhhhhh!

KASYA: What?

Kilo walks over.

HENRY: Kilo, sshhhhhhh!

KILO: What?

Kilo leaves.

Kasya leaves.

Kasya returns.

WIMMER: What's the blog about today?

MATT: Grace is looking extra hot today.

SCOTT: Agreed.

CHOW: Everytime, Marty be wakin up, he look like he been sleeping with a jewish hat on.

Grace and gang sits at an awkward distance.

GRACE: There's no room at your table.

Mr. Walker comes over and insults Marty several times.

Some freshman girls comment on the blog.

MR. WALKER: Marty, don't even come to class today!
MARTY: I don't have your class today. Just please, it's enough having to deal with you in your class.

MARTY: Alright, someone say something funny. Anything at all.

WIMMER: Just say Ben Lande looks incredibly dazed and confused.

HANNAH: Marty, humor doesn't work that way.

Katie walks over and says hi.

MARTY: This blog has turned me into such a jerk.

HANNAH: No, think of yourself as like, a historian.

HENRY: No, don't think of yourself like that. Think of yourself as Marty the Demon.

HENRY: You didn't say jerk.

MATT: Yeah Marty, that's a lie.

SCOTT: Marty, this blog is about truth.

MARTY: Today's blog sucks. Every blog sucks everyday.

HENRY: Yeah, it really does suck.

Henry claps his hands.

HANNAH: Have you made Henry an editor yet?

SCOTT: Let's go.

BEN: This has gone down the drain.

DANNY: I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny.

that's all for 2 DEI! see you all tomorrow.

April 14 2010 - Day 5

7:45 - There are some people at the table.

WIMMER: Wait, so what is today's blog about?
MARTY: Shut up.

Hey everyone. I'm pretty annoyed today because I missed my bus and had to -

SCOTT: Alright, I'm leaving.
WIMMER: The blog's gonna suck today.
MARTY: You're really pissing me off, buddy.

So today I think we're not gonna do the usual exciting world of people cursing each other out, and instead we'll -

WIMMER: I don't think people should trade for draft picks for 2011.
DANNY: NHL playoffs start tonight.

You know what, Danny, you just gave me an idea. Why don't we blog about our NHL playoff picks?

DANNY: Wow, there are 500,000 tickets unsold for the world cup still.
SCOTT: Marty, no one wants to hear about our NHL playoff picks.
WIMMER: Scott, what's the blog about?
SCOTT: I don't know, Marty's blogging.
WIMMER: Marty, tell me!

Maybe I'll talk about bagels today. It is "From the Bagels" after all.

MICHELLE: How do you guys feel about Wiley and Yasmin?
SCOTT: Wiley and Yasmin. Blog that.
MARTY: I don't want to blog about it if it's true.
SCOTT: IT'S NOT TRUE.

Grace enters with one of her friends.

GRACE: Can today be over?
WIMMER: I still want to know what the blog is about.
MARTY: It's just about you wanting to know what the blog is about.
WIMMER: That can't be it.

Plah comes and sits down next to Marty.

PLAH: What team are you on, Marty?
MARTY: Green.
PLAH: BOOOOOO.
GRACE'S FRIEND: I hate everyone here.

So anyway, bagels. I happen to enjoy most kinds of bagels. Oh look, Hannah's wearing white face paint. and so is Alexis.
People begin discussing Glee.
Grace's friend calls Michelle a sophomore.

GRACE: (to friend) Friend, what is wrong with you today? Get it together?
MARTY: Dreams. Where's Henry?
WIMMER: Is this blog just really me asking about what the blog is about?
SCOTT: This blog is so bad.
MARTY: Can everyone just shut up about my blog, it's not that bad.
MARTY: I only said that so I could write it down.

At this point, the computer froze. Scott also had to go to class. But, if we had a working computer with a usable backspace key, the end of today's post would go something like this:

MARTY: Look, you'll find out what the blog is about later.

WIMMER: Tell me now!

SCOTT: Grace did something. Write it down. Make fun of Grace.

MARTY: No.

DANNY: I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny.

MARTY: Well, it looks like it's back to the old blog format tomorrow.

WIMMER: WHAT DID YOU DO??

SCOTT: It's 8:08. Test time. Let's go, Matt.

AND THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY! DE LOS BAGELS LIVE TOMORROW SAME TIME AS USUAL! READ IT!

April 13 2010 - Day 4

7:45 AM. - Much activity so far this morning, the good old no-backspace Dell took a while to turn on. The usual people are sitting at their usual tables, though Marty has not yet arrived.

Matt leaves to meet with Ms. Levinson

ANA: [Says something stupid]
EVERYONE: Don't talk to Ana, there's no point in talking to her.
HENRY: [Something derogatory]
WIMMER: [Something derogatory]
SCOTT: [Something derogatory]

Kilo arrives, taking Boone's seat.

WIMMER: Nice! I'm in the blog again.
ANA: Kyle, get up!!!!!
KYLE: No.
ANA: Stop quoting everything I say!!
ANA: STOP (softly).

Lots of diversity today, although Courtney has left the table in favor of her usual table.

WIMMER: I miss her already....
KILO: I AM PETEY! GO AWAY!
HENRY: I cannot see your signs, they are lurking in the shadows. I am Beschloss!

Ana spreads cream cheese on bagel, looks annoyed.

WIMMER: Maybe we should put what Ana said in history class on the record.
HENRY: Nope, that was innapropriate.
SCOTT: This is a family blog.
ANA: [A bad word]
KILO: Watch your language young lady, this is a K-12 establishment!

Marty walks in, stupified by the horror of the events unfolded so far.

MARTY: What's going on here!?!? Write this down, I'm here. So anyway, these pants looked black when I was at home, but now they're just obviously blue.

Ana leaves to sit at another table, she is eating an apple and looking at the bloggers with an angry look.
Now Ana is giggling.

WIMMER: She enjoys the attention.

Ana takes a bite of her apple.
Henry wants to join the blog, comment your opinions.

MARTY: No, don't do that! He's gonna get a massive fan base.
WIMMER: My brother loves the blog.
SCOTT: Really??
WIMMER: No.
MARTY: I'm leaving now.

Marty leaves.
Channing continues to say stuff.

WIMMER: Good entry.

Ana continues to stare at the blog, she pretends to be talking to other people to hide her jealousy.

MICHELLE: And she looks over again.
HENRY: She appears to be curious.

ANA IS STILL STARING AT THE BLOG!!

HENRY: I'mDanny!!

Danny walks in.

THE CONTROLLER WALKS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALONG WITH THE COMPTROLLER!!!!!
Shoutout to Sam Mulroy, if he is reading this.

KILO: I'm pretty sure he's not reading this...

BREAKING NEWS: Both the Controller and Comptroller's official titles are THE CONTROLLER. THERE ARE TWO CONTROLLERS! THERE ARE TWO CONTROLLERS!
Outrage ensues....
Emma walks in...and sits in the wrong seat.

MICHELLE: EMMA!
KILO: There goes the neighberhood.

Emma defies orders to move seats.
SHE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no further comments will be made about Emma. Please ignore this comment, it was written by Scott and is improper. It will be dealt with later.
Ana is back to no ones surprise... rats.
Ana WILL NOT LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben walks in incredibly dazed and confused.
Danny has remained silent.
Danny is down down down down down.
Kilo throws bagel piece, controversially a piece of napkin, at Emma.
Danny claims not to be down.
Hannah wants recognition for something, we won't give it to her.
Ana continues to look over.
Plah arrives.

SCOTT: Marty told me to something about Plah in the blog. Hi Plah!

PLAH: Is that all I get? I'm supposed to tell you that the blog is Leah's favorite thing ever, but Leah told me she didn't want to be in the blog.

Henry fools Scott.

That's all for today's blog. But before we leave, Emma does something embarrassing with her bagel.
Henry is still infuriated with Emma.

FAREWELL

A note from the editor (Marty) - I apologize for not being at the bagels this morning. Such horrific atrocities will not be tolerated in this blog. Scott's current position as Staff writer is under review.

April 12, 2010 - Day 3

Ugh, it's like...I don't know 7:40? And Marty and Henry are here, Scott just left to go print something.

MARTY: Oh boy, another day back on the ol' no-backspace Dell.
BETINA: Henry, come se dice you have to eat?
HENRY: Um...tengo comer?
MARTY: I have to go the apple store today, or at least Best Buy to check out the iPad for a Woodley Leaves article.
HENRY: I've heard that it sucks. Like it's just an excuse for -
MARTY: Hold on, let me write that down.

Marty leaves to go get tea. Marty returns.

MARTY: There's cinnamon apple today, but no sugar.
HENRY: I'll bet you there is sugar.

Henry returns without sugar.

HENRY: I didn't say I was gonna go check. I just got a bagel.
SCOTT: How many do you have a day?

Ben arrives.
Hannah walks by and asks about the blog.
Mr. Estrada appears with a full mouth.
Conversation ensues between Mr. Estrada and Marty, apparently Mr. Estrada is a HUGE fan of the blog.
Confusion ensues about whether or not this is the blog which Mr. Estrada is a fan of.
MARTY: He's just doing that...what are you writing that for??

Hannah and Olivia, a newcomer to the bagels, sit down.

MARTY: Yay! New characters! I hope the plot doesn't get too complicated.
MARTY: I'll be right back.
MARTY: Don't write that down.

Rachel K enters the room, she is not wearing cords.

MR WALKER: Hey guys, I cooked up some fresh bagels this morning.

Ben leaves, let's see what he does.
He peeks into the bagels bag, and takes a bagel.
He appears to have touched several bagels.

HENRY: OH! Ben is not sanitary, and could be spreading disease.
OLIVIA: It's not even thursday, why would she be wearing cords?

Veronica walks in with Nora and Anna.

VERONICA: Blog! Blog! Blog!
MARTY: The fans are here!

SCOTT: Anyone? Anything to say?

Grace enters with Emma.

SCOTT: Grace. Say Grace enters flirtatiously.
MARTY: Emma slowly walks in, showing off all of her curves.
HENRY: Should I consume another bagel?
EMMA: Oh my G-d.
SCOTT: Quick! Quote Emma saying Oh my G-d.
VERONICA: How goes the blog?
GRACE: The blog is so hilarious!
GRACE: No! Don't change my quote! (Not that you did)

Danny's here!

HENRY: DANNY!
SCOTT: DANNY!

Matt enters, only about 25 minutes late.

HENRY: More than that, almost 35.
MATT: More like 40.
SCOTT: Danny, could you say I'mdanny a few times?
DANNY: Nope.
MARTY: Ok, look, this isn't make-fun-of-Grace-blog, there are plenty of other blogs for that stuff. The only pictures here are of bagels.

Grace leaves.

DANNY: Bye Grace.
MARTY: Oh we forgot to blog about the dance.
MARTY: Oh, no way we could have done that without being...
MARTY: No, what I meant to say was, you know what...we couldn't have blogged about the dance...
MARTY: I just meant that we were supposed to fight over blogging about the dance and then decide that it was a bad idea to do so...
MATT: Scott it's 8:07
SCOTT: Oh. Gotta go to envisci, then.
MARTY: Wait, what I'm really trying to say is -

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW! CHECK BACK TOMORROW! OR COME TO THE BAGELS TO SEE IT LIVE! BYE!!!

-Marty and Scott

April 9, 2010 - Day 2

7:40 AM - Marty arrives at the bagels. No one is there yet, though a nondescript BACKPACK is on the ground, which he presumes to be Scott's. He decides to wait for Scott to turn on his laptop, and goes to get some Lemon Lane tea. Upon arriving at the tea, he decides he will take Cinnamon Apple instead of Lemon Lane. Unfortunately, there is no Cinnamon Apple. He settles for Lemon Lane.

MARTY: Screw it.

More people appear in the room, but not Scott or any other members of "the gang." He brings the tea back to his seat. Scott arrives, and Marty begins typing. Matt finds a disgusting 5 day old banana in his backpack. Marty has still not made his tea from the ingredients.

MATT: The game sucked.
SCOTT: But why?
MATT: [explains]

Marty begins making tea, Matt appears to be t-x-t ing.

Matt says good morning to his mom, who is walking by.

THE COMPTROLLER ENTERS WEARING A CAPITALS SWEATSHIRT AND HAT

MARTY (under breath): Oh my G-d.

Grace, Nora, and Veronica walk in.

MATT: Grace slowly enters the room, showing off all of her curves.
SCOTT: She glances flirtatiously at Scott.
MARTY: Nah.

Still only the three original sitters at the table.

MARTY: Write that down.
GRACE: Don't quote me.

Marty finishes making tea, 17 minutes after original gathering of ingredients.
Kasya enters the building.

MATT: YES

Speculation occurs that that was sarcastic.
Hannah becomes first girl to sit at the table.

Marty: YES

MATT: Alison told me to look at this song, "it's time for the percolator, its time for the percolator."

MARTY: I couldn't find a trashcan to throw away my tea bag.
SCOTT: You're gonna have to bring it home and throw it out there.

Grace adjusts jacket.

MARTY: Grace is already pissed off, don't write anything else about her.

Grace raises eyebrows.

MARTY: I might have to go soon, my tea's cold anyway.
HANNAH: You let it sit for too long.

Grace bats eyes.
Preston sits down, greets table enthusiastically.
Danny sits down. So does Bat.

MATT: Danny enters with gelled hair.
DANNY: I just took a shower.
MATT: No one believes him.

Marty leaves to finish his spanish project.
Bat makes cheesecake.
Marty is getting nice beard action.

MR WALKER: Has everyone signed up for a registration meeting unless you're seniors?!?!!

Grace makes embarrassing celebratory gesture.
Grace and crew leave.
The entire room quickly empties, as class begins in 2 minutes.

SCOTT: Imdanny Imdanny Imdanny.

AND THATS ALL FOR TODAY'S INSTALLMENT OF FROM THE BAGELS!

-Marty and Scott