Thursday, April 15, 2010

April 15 2010 - Day 6

7:55 A.M. - Current table occupants are Henry, Nick, Scott, Ben, Matt, Hannah, Alexis, and Michelle. It's the blogoversary! Last week at this time the blog was started.
Kasya walks over.

SCOTT: Kasya, sshhhhhh!
KASYA: What?

Kilo walks over.

HENRY: Kilo, sshhhhhhh!
KILO: What?

Kilo leaves.
Kasya leaves.
Kasya returns.

WIMMER: What's the blog about today?
MATT: Grace is looking extra hot today.
SCOTT: Agreed.
CHOW: Everytime, Marty be wakin up, he look like he been sleeping with a jewish hat on.

Grace and gang sits at an awkward distance.

GRACE: There's no room at your table.

Mr. Walker comes over and insults Marty several times.
Some freshman girls comment on the blog.

MR. WALKER: Marty, don't even come to class today!
MARTY: I don't have your class today. Just please, it's enough having to deal with you in your class.
MARTY: Alright, someone say something funny. Anything at all.
WIMMER: Just say Ben Lande looks incredibly dazed and confused.
HANNAH: Marty, humor doesn't work that way.

Katie walks over and says hi.

MARTY: This blog has turned me into such a jerk.
HANNAH: No, think of yourself as like, a historian.
HENRY: No, don't think of yourself like that. Think of yourself as Marty the Demon.
HENRY: You didn't say jerk.
MATT: Yeah Marty, that's a lie.
SCOTT: Marty, this blog is about truth.
MARTY: Today's blog sucks. Every blog sucks everyday.
HENRY: Yeah, it really does suck.

Henry claps his hands.

HANNAH: Have you made Henry an editor yet?
SCOTT: Let's go.
BEN: This has gone down the drain.
DANNY: I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny.

that's all for 2 DEI! see you all tomorrow.

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