March 31, 2011 - Day 9??

In today’s episode, the role of JACOB will be played by Danny Ryan.

It’s 7:45. The bagels are relatively crowded. Michelle was sitting in my seat, but she moved over to make room for me. She moved away from Henry, of course. A MR. FORMICA can be spotted in the top left corner of the room if one looks carefully enough.

Olivia walks in.
Marty: Scott, say something, quickly!
Scott: Olivia. Lookin’ hot.

JV Dylan appears.
Marty: JV Dylan! Standing O, standing O.
Wimmer: Naw…

No one agrees with Marty and no one gives JV Dylan a standing O. Not even Marty.

The bloggers begin discussing Rashida Jones and how lots of people we know met her last night.

JV Dylan got a double yesterday! Congrats JV Dylan. Everyone should congratulate him by posting on his Facebook wall.

The Liar walks in.
Scott: Liar!
Henry: Hey, liar!
JV Dylan: Did you guys win your game?
JV Dylan: What was the score?
JV Dylan: We lost 11 to 9.
Matt: Thanks, JV Dylan.

Grey and Dazed come to the Bagels.
Scott: Oh, Dylan.
Grey: Oh my god. Math yesterday.

Johnny Korobkin walks in?
Marty: He wasn’t there.

I haven’t written anything in like 20 minutes. I am completely lost here. Something about Heilman. And Bitch School.

Shoutout to Cydney from Matt.

Henry: 2 minutes til Envi Sci.
Scott: Time for Envi Sci?
Herny: 2 minutes til time for Envi Sci.
Matt: It’s a block oh…fuck.

HORIZONTAL STRIPES!

Henry: 1, 2, 3, 4! (Marty, Olivia, Michelle, The Liar)
Scott: You don’t see vertical stripes too often.

They leave for Envi Sci.

--M.S. and S.B.