Wednesday, April 14, 2010

April 14 2010 - Day 5

7:45 - There are some people at the table.

WIMMER: Wait, so what is today's blog about?
MARTY: Shut up.

Hey everyone. I'm pretty annoyed today because I missed my bus and had to -

SCOTT: Alright, I'm leaving.
WIMMER: The blog's gonna suck today.
MARTY: You're really pissing me off, buddy.

So today I think we're not gonna do the usual exciting world of people cursing each other out, and instead we'll -

WIMMER: I don't think people should trade for draft picks for 2011.
DANNY: NHL playoffs start tonight.

You know what, Danny, you just gave me an idea. Why don't we blog about our NHL playoff picks?

DANNY: Wow, there are 500,000 tickets unsold for the world cup still.
SCOTT: Marty, no one wants to hear about our NHL playoff picks.
WIMMER: Scott, what's the blog about?
SCOTT: I don't know, Marty's blogging.
WIMMER: Marty, tell me!

Maybe I'll talk about bagels today. It is "From the Bagels" after all.

MICHELLE: How do you guys feel about Wiley and Yasmin?
SCOTT: Wiley and Yasmin. Blog that.
MARTY: I don't want to blog about it if it's true.
SCOTT: IT'S NOT TRUE.

Grace enters with one of her friends.

GRACE: Can today be over?
WIMMER: I still want to know what the blog is about.
MARTY: It's just about you wanting to know what the blog is about.
WIMMER: That can't be it.

Plah comes and sits down next to Marty.

PLAH: What team are you on, Marty?
MARTY: Green.
PLAH: BOOOOOO.
GRACE'S FRIEND: I hate everyone here.

So anyway, bagels. I happen to enjoy most kinds of bagels. Oh look, Hannah's wearing white face paint. and so is Alexis.
People begin discussing Glee.
Grace's friend calls Michelle a sophomore.

GRACE: (to friend) Friend, what is wrong with you today? Get it together?
MARTY: Dreams. Where's Henry?
WIMMER: Is this blog just really me asking about what the blog is about?
SCOTT: This blog is so bad.
MARTY: Can everyone just shut up about my blog, it's not that bad.
MARTY: I only said that so I could write it down.

At this point, the computer froze. Scott also had to go to class. But, if we had a working computer with a usable backspace key, the end of today's post would go something like this:

MARTY: Look, you'll find out what the blog is about later.
WIMMER: Tell me now!
SCOTT: Grace did something. Write it down. Make fun of Grace.
MARTY: No.
DANNY: I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny.
MARTY: Well, it looks like it's back to the old blog format tomorrow.
WIMMER: WHAT DID YOU DO??
SCOTT: It's 8:08. Test time. Let's go, Matt.

AND THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY! DE LOS BAGELS LIVE TOMORROW SAME TIME AS USUAL! READ IT!

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