7:45 AM. - Much activity so far this morning, the good old no-backspace Dell took a while to turn on. The usual people are sitting at their usual tables, though Marty has not yet arrived.
Matt leaves to meet with Ms. Levinson
ANA: [Says something stupid]
EVERYONE: Don't talk to Ana, there's no point in talking to her.
HENRY: [Something derogatory]
WIMMER: [Something derogatory]
SCOTT: [Something derogatory]
Kilo arrives, taking Boone's seat.
WIMMER: Nice! I'm in the blog again.
ANA: Kyle, get up!!!!!
KYLE: No.
ANA: Stop quoting everything I say!!
ANA: STOP (softly).
Lots of diversity today, although Courtney has left the table in favor of her usual table.
WIMMER: I miss her already....
KILO: I AM PETEY! GO AWAY!
HENRY: I cannot see your signs, they are lurking in the shadows. I am Beschloss!
Ana spreads cream cheese on bagel, looks annoyed.
WIMMER: Maybe we should put what Ana said in history class on the record.
HENRY: Nope, that was innapropriate.
SCOTT: This is a family blog.
ANA: [A bad word]
KILO: Watch your language young lady, this is a K-12 establishment!
Marty walks in, stupified by the horror of the events unfolded so far.
MARTY: What's going on here!?!? Write this down, I'm here. So anyway, these pants looked black when I was at home, but now they're just obviously blue.
Ana leaves to sit at another table, she is eating an apple and looking at the bloggers with an angry look.
Now Ana is giggling.
WIMMER: She enjoys the attention.
Ana takes a bite of her apple.
Henry wants to join the blog, comment your opinions.
MARTY: No, don't do that! He's gonna get a massive fan base.
WIMMER: My brother loves the blog.
SCOTT: Really??
WIMMER: No.
MARTY: I'm leaving now.
Marty leaves.
Channing continues to say stuff.
WIMMER: Good entry.
Ana continues to stare at the blog, she pretends to be talking to other people to hide her jealousy.
MICHELLE: And she looks over again.
HENRY: She appears to be curious.
ANA IS STILL STARING AT THE BLOG!!
HENRY: I'mDanny!!
Danny walks in.
THE CONTROLLER WALKS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALONG WITH THE COMPTROLLER!!!!!
Shoutout to Sam Mulroy, if he is reading this.
KILO: I'm pretty sure he's not reading this...
BREAKING NEWS: Both the Controller and Comptroller's official titles are THE CONTROLLER. THERE ARE TWO CONTROLLERS! THERE ARE TWO CONTROLLERS!
Outrage ensues....
Emma walks in...and sits in the wrong seat.
MICHELLE: EMMA!
KILO: There goes the neighberhood.
Emma defies orders to move seats.
SHE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no further comments will be made about Emma. Please ignore this comment, it was written by Scott and is improper. It will be dealt with later.
Ana is back to no ones surprise... rats.
Ana WILL NOT LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben walks in incredibly dazed and confused.
Danny has remained silent.
Danny is down down down down down.
Kilo throws bagel piece, controversially a piece of napkin, at Emma.
Danny claims not to be down.
Hannah wants recognition for something, we won't give it to her.
Ana continues to look over.
Plah arrives.
SCOTT: Marty told me to something about Plah in the blog. Hi Plah!
PLAH: Is that all I get? I'm supposed to tell you that the blog is Leah's favorite thing ever, but Leah told me she didn't want to be in the blog.
Henry fools Scott.
That's all for today's blog. But before we leave, Emma does something embarrassing with her bagel.
Henry is still infuriated with Emma.
FAREWELL
A note from the editor (Marty) - I apologize for not being at the bagels this morning. Such horrific atrocities will not be tolerated in this blog. Scott's current position as Staff writer is under review.
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