7:40 AM - Marty arrives at the bagels. No one is there yet, though a nondescript BACKPACK is on the ground, which he presumes to be Scott's. He decides to wait for Scott to turn on his laptop, and goes to get some Lemon Lane tea. Upon arriving at the tea, he decides he will take Cinnamon Apple instead of Lemon Lane. Unfortunately, there is no Cinnamon Apple. He settles for Lemon Lane.
MARTY: Screw it.
More people appear in the room, but not Scott or any other members of "the gang." He brings the tea back to his seat. Scott arrives, and Marty begins typing. Matt finds a disgusting 5 day old banana in his backpack. Marty has still not made his tea from the ingredients.
MATT: The game sucked.
SCOTT: But why?
MATT: [explains]
Marty begins making tea, Matt appears to be t-x-t ing.
Matt says good morning to his mom, who is walking by.
THE COMPTROLLER ENTERS WEARING A CAPITALS SWEATSHIRT AND HAT
MARTY (under breath): Oh my G-d.
Grace, Nora, and Veronica walk in.
MATT: Grace slowly enters the room, showing off all of her curves.
SCOTT: She glances flirtatiously at Scott.
MARTY: Nah.
Still only the three original sitters at the table.
MARTY: Write that down.
GRACE: Don't quote me.
Marty finishes making tea, 17 minutes after original gathering of ingredients.
Kasya enters the building.
MATT: YES
Speculation occurs that that was sarcastic.
Hannah becomes first girl to sit at the table.
Marty: YES
MATT: Alison told me to look at this song, "it's time for the percolator, its time for the percolator."
MARTY: I couldn't find a trashcan to throw away my tea bag.
SCOTT: You're gonna have to bring it home and throw it out there.
Grace adjusts jacket.
MARTY: Grace is already pissed off, don't write anything else about her.
Grace raises eyebrows.
MARTY: I might have to go soon, my tea's cold anyway.
HANNAH: You let it sit for too long.
Grace bats eyes.
Preston sits down, greets table enthusiastically.
Danny sits down. So does Bat.
MATT: Danny enters with gelled hair.
DANNY: I just took a shower.
MATT: No one believes him.
Marty leaves to finish his spanish project.
Bat makes cheesecake.
Marty is getting nice beard action.
MR WALKER: Has everyone signed up for a registration meeting unless you're seniors?!?!!
Grace makes embarrassing celebratory gesture.
Grace and crew leave.
The entire room quickly empties, as class begins in 2 minutes.
SCOTT: Imdanny Imdanny Imdanny.
AND THATS ALL FOR TODAY'S INSTALLMENT OF FROM THE BAGELS!
-Marty and Scott
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