April 8, 2010 - Day 1

7:48 A.M. - The current table occupants are Matt, Henry, Marty, Wimmer, and Scott.

Lack of integration today, Wimmer and Matt (kind of) are only non whites at the table.

Ben walks in looking dazed. He attempts to sit in Wimmer's seat, but Wimmer quickly sends him away.

WIMMER: This is the first time I've been to the bagels in a while.
HENRY: What are you doin'.

Scott and Wimmer begin discussing College Basketball.
Ben tries to annoy the bloggers. He is immediately deemed a racist for no apparent reason by the rest of the table.

HENRY: That's not true.
WIMMER: Can you make it so it says that Ben looks incredibly dazed and not just dazed?

Dream time.

SCOTT: It was me, and three other people on the couches in the Junior Hallway, and then the comptroller guy - Henry, come back! Ok, then, the controller's minions - and then, he was just in my dream - and then he came by and told us to come to his office for sexting because we were talking about it. Oh wait Henry, did you not hear the first part? Well the controller caught us talking about sexting...and then Danny or someone walked by and we pointed to him and told the comptroller that he had been sexting...then his minion tackled him.

HENRY: There were these iguanas, and we were so mad at them, and we had to throw these rocks at them, and then they blew up.

Channing sits down between Marty and Henry. She makes several snide comments concerning the blog and its welfare. Oh, and Bat sat down too. A while ago.

Danny sits, has yet to comment.

CHANNING: You guys should put up funny signs for this blog, similar to Mr. Walker's signs for AP checks.

DANNY: Imdanny Imdanny Imdanny Imdanny.

Marty appears heartbroken that Grace and Emma have yet to show up.

WIMMER: That's a badass name (Opdyke, author of In My Hands).

This is gonna be it for today, we'll come at ya live tomorrow morning. Be sure to subscribe.

-Marty and Scott