April 16 2010 - Day 7

7:55 A.M. - Scott has been writing his paper. Channing has finally saved the blog with her computer.

MATT: Marty, the blog has gotten away from its original motives.

MARTY: Ok, what was that.

SCOTT: Making fun of Ana.

ANA: No, that's not true.

MATT: It was to blog what happens at the bagels.

SCOTT: And usually that's Ana doing stupid stuff.

ANA: Nice braces, Michelle.

KILO: Nice cleavage, Ana.

MARTY: Ana, what'd you say?

ANA: I said nothing.

HENRY: [explains what she said]

KILO: Michelle, are you happy?

MICHELLE: No. And you are a loser! Clearly I am not a loser.

Scott and Matt return with Day of Silence bandanas.

MATT: Claire sat in my seat. She deserves to be banned from the blog.

MARTY: No! Shut up! No one is banned from the blog.  Just let people decide if they want to be a part of it or not.

MATT: I lied down in the dust right under your arms...

MARTY: I was just about to quote that song in this blog.

HENRY: And beams come out...

The whole blog starts jamming. The type font changed.

SCOTT: The blog sucks. Quote me on that.

MARTY: (is silent, as the day of silence has began)

And so we beat off, bagels against the tea, um...living our lives

April 15 2010 - Day 6

7:55 A.M. - Current table occupants are Henry, Nick, Scott, Ben, Matt, Hannah, Alexis, and Michelle. It's the blogoversary! Last week at this time the blog was started.

Kasya walks over.

SCOTT: Kasya, sshhhhhh!

KASYA: What?

Kilo walks over.

HENRY: Kilo, sshhhhhhh!

KILO: What?

Kilo leaves.

Kasya leaves.

Kasya returns.

WIMMER: What's the blog about today?

MATT: Grace is looking extra hot today.

SCOTT: Agreed.

CHOW: Everytime, Marty be wakin up, he look like he been sleeping with a jewish hat on.

Grace and gang sits at an awkward distance.

GRACE: There's no room at your table.

Mr. Walker comes over and insults Marty several times.

Some freshman girls comment on the blog.

MR. WALKER: Marty, don't even come to class today!
MARTY: I don't have your class today. Just please, it's enough having to deal with you in your class.

MARTY: Alright, someone say something funny. Anything at all.

WIMMER: Just say Ben Lande looks incredibly dazed and confused.

HANNAH: Marty, humor doesn't work that way.

Katie walks over and says hi.

MARTY: This blog has turned me into such a jerk.

HANNAH: No, think of yourself as like, a historian.

HENRY: No, don't think of yourself like that. Think of yourself as Marty the Demon.

HENRY: You didn't say jerk.

MATT: Yeah Marty, that's a lie.

SCOTT: Marty, this blog is about truth.

MARTY: Today's blog sucks. Every blog sucks everyday.

HENRY: Yeah, it really does suck.

Henry claps his hands.

HANNAH: Have you made Henry an editor yet?

SCOTT: Let's go.

BEN: This has gone down the drain.

DANNY: I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny.

that's all for 2 DEI! see you all tomorrow.

April 14 2010 - Day 5

7:45 - There are some people at the table.

WIMMER: Wait, so what is today's blog about?
MARTY: Shut up.

Hey everyone. I'm pretty annoyed today because I missed my bus and had to -

SCOTT: Alright, I'm leaving.
WIMMER: The blog's gonna suck today.
MARTY: You're really pissing me off, buddy.

So today I think we're not gonna do the usual exciting world of people cursing each other out, and instead we'll -

WIMMER: I don't think people should trade for draft picks for 2011.
DANNY: NHL playoffs start tonight.

You know what, Danny, you just gave me an idea. Why don't we blog about our NHL playoff picks?

DANNY: Wow, there are 500,000 tickets unsold for the world cup still.
SCOTT: Marty, no one wants to hear about our NHL playoff picks.
WIMMER: Scott, what's the blog about?
SCOTT: I don't know, Marty's blogging.
WIMMER: Marty, tell me!

Maybe I'll talk about bagels today. It is "From the Bagels" after all.

MICHELLE: How do you guys feel about Wiley and Yasmin?
SCOTT: Wiley and Yasmin. Blog that.
MARTY: I don't want to blog about it if it's true.
SCOTT: IT'S NOT TRUE.

Grace enters with one of her friends.

GRACE: Can today be over?
WIMMER: I still want to know what the blog is about.
MARTY: It's just about you wanting to know what the blog is about.
WIMMER: That can't be it.

Plah comes and sits down next to Marty.

PLAH: What team are you on, Marty?
MARTY: Green.
PLAH: BOOOOOO.
GRACE'S FRIEND: I hate everyone here.

So anyway, bagels. I happen to enjoy most kinds of bagels. Oh look, Hannah's wearing white face paint. and so is Alexis.
People begin discussing Glee.
Grace's friend calls Michelle a sophomore.

GRACE: (to friend) Friend, what is wrong with you today? Get it together?
MARTY: Dreams. Where's Henry?
WIMMER: Is this blog just really me asking about what the blog is about?
SCOTT: This blog is so bad.
MARTY: Can everyone just shut up about my blog, it's not that bad.
MARTY: I only said that so I could write it down.

At this point, the computer froze. Scott also had to go to class. But, if we had a working computer with a usable backspace key, the end of today's post would go something like this:

MARTY: Look, you'll find out what the blog is about later.

WIMMER: Tell me now!

SCOTT: Grace did something. Write it down. Make fun of Grace.

MARTY: No.

DANNY: I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny I'mDanny.

MARTY: Well, it looks like it's back to the old blog format tomorrow.

WIMMER: WHAT DID YOU DO??

SCOTT: It's 8:08. Test time. Let's go, Matt.

AND THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY! DE LOS BAGELS LIVE TOMORROW SAME TIME AS USUAL! READ IT!

April 13 2010 - Day 4

7:45 AM. - Much activity so far this morning, the good old no-backspace Dell took a while to turn on. The usual people are sitting at their usual tables, though Marty has not yet arrived.

Matt leaves to meet with Ms. Levinson

ANA: [Says something stupid]
EVERYONE: Don't talk to Ana, there's no point in talking to her.
HENRY: [Something derogatory]
WIMMER: [Something derogatory]
SCOTT: [Something derogatory]

Kilo arrives, taking Boone's seat.

WIMMER: Nice! I'm in the blog again.
ANA: Kyle, get up!!!!!
KYLE: No.
ANA: Stop quoting everything I say!!
ANA: STOP (softly).

Lots of diversity today, although Courtney has left the table in favor of her usual table.

WIMMER: I miss her already....
KILO: I AM PETEY! GO AWAY!
HENRY: I cannot see your signs, they are lurking in the shadows. I am Beschloss!

Ana spreads cream cheese on bagel, looks annoyed.

WIMMER: Maybe we should put what Ana said in history class on the record.
HENRY: Nope, that was innapropriate.
SCOTT: This is a family blog.
ANA: [A bad word]
KILO: Watch your language young lady, this is a K-12 establishment!

Marty walks in, stupified by the horror of the events unfolded so far.

MARTY: What's going on here!?!? Write this down, I'm here. So anyway, these pants looked black when I was at home, but now they're just obviously blue.

Ana leaves to sit at another table, she is eating an apple and looking at the bloggers with an angry look.
Now Ana is giggling.

WIMMER: She enjoys the attention.

Ana takes a bite of her apple.
Henry wants to join the blog, comment your opinions.

MARTY: No, don't do that! He's gonna get a massive fan base.
WIMMER: My brother loves the blog.
SCOTT: Really??
WIMMER: No.
MARTY: I'm leaving now.

Marty leaves.
Channing continues to say stuff.

WIMMER: Good entry.

Ana continues to stare at the blog, she pretends to be talking to other people to hide her jealousy.

MICHELLE: And she looks over again.
HENRY: She appears to be curious.

ANA IS STILL STARING AT THE BLOG!!

HENRY: I'mDanny!!

Danny walks in.

THE CONTROLLER WALKS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALONG WITH THE COMPTROLLER!!!!!
Shoutout to Sam Mulroy, if he is reading this.

KILO: I'm pretty sure he's not reading this...

BREAKING NEWS: Both the Controller and Comptroller's official titles are THE CONTROLLER. THERE ARE TWO CONTROLLERS! THERE ARE TWO CONTROLLERS!
Outrage ensues....
Emma walks in...and sits in the wrong seat.

MICHELLE: EMMA!
KILO: There goes the neighberhood.

Emma defies orders to move seats.
SHE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no further comments will be made about Emma. Please ignore this comment, it was written by Scott and is improper. It will be dealt with later.
Ana is back to no ones surprise... rats.
Ana WILL NOT LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben walks in incredibly dazed and confused.
Danny has remained silent.
Danny is down down down down down.
Kilo throws bagel piece, controversially a piece of napkin, at Emma.
Danny claims not to be down.
Hannah wants recognition for something, we won't give it to her.
Ana continues to look over.
Plah arrives.

SCOTT: Marty told me to something about Plah in the blog. Hi Plah!

PLAH: Is that all I get? I'm supposed to tell you that the blog is Leah's favorite thing ever, but Leah told me she didn't want to be in the blog.

Henry fools Scott.

That's all for today's blog. But before we leave, Emma does something embarrassing with her bagel.
Henry is still infuriated with Emma.

FAREWELL

A note from the editor (Marty) - I apologize for not being at the bagels this morning. Such horrific atrocities will not be tolerated in this blog. Scott's current position as Staff writer is under review.

April 12, 2010 - Day 3

Ugh, it's like...I don't know 7:40? And Marty and Henry are here, Scott just left to go print something.

MARTY: Oh boy, another day back on the ol' no-backspace Dell.
BETINA: Henry, come se dice you have to eat?
HENRY: Um...tengo comer?
MARTY: I have to go the apple store today, or at least Best Buy to check out the iPad for a Woodley Leaves article.
HENRY: I've heard that it sucks. Like it's just an excuse for -
MARTY: Hold on, let me write that down.

Marty leaves to go get tea. Marty returns.

MARTY: There's cinnamon apple today, but no sugar.
HENRY: I'll bet you there is sugar.

Henry returns without sugar.

HENRY: I didn't say I was gonna go check. I just got a bagel.
SCOTT: How many do you have a day?

Ben arrives.
Hannah walks by and asks about the blog.
Mr. Estrada appears with a full mouth.
Conversation ensues between Mr. Estrada and Marty, apparently Mr. Estrada is a HUGE fan of the blog.
Confusion ensues about whether or not this is the blog which Mr. Estrada is a fan of.
MARTY: He's just doing that...what are you writing that for??

Hannah and Olivia, a newcomer to the bagels, sit down.

MARTY: Yay! New characters! I hope the plot doesn't get too complicated.
MARTY: I'll be right back.
MARTY: Don't write that down.

Rachel K enters the room, she is not wearing cords.

MR WALKER: Hey guys, I cooked up some fresh bagels this morning.

Ben leaves, let's see what he does.
He peeks into the bagels bag, and takes a bagel.
He appears to have touched several bagels.

HENRY: OH! Ben is not sanitary, and could be spreading disease.
OLIVIA: It's not even thursday, why would she be wearing cords?

Veronica walks in with Nora and Anna.

VERONICA: Blog! Blog! Blog!
MARTY: The fans are here!

SCOTT: Anyone? Anything to say?

Grace enters with Emma.

SCOTT: Grace. Say Grace enters flirtatiously.
MARTY: Emma slowly walks in, showing off all of her curves.
HENRY: Should I consume another bagel?
EMMA: Oh my G-d.
SCOTT: Quick! Quote Emma saying Oh my G-d.
VERONICA: How goes the blog?
GRACE: The blog is so hilarious!
GRACE: No! Don't change my quote! (Not that you did)

Danny's here!

HENRY: DANNY!
SCOTT: DANNY!

Matt enters, only about 25 minutes late.

HENRY: More than that, almost 35.
MATT: More like 40.
SCOTT: Danny, could you say I'mdanny a few times?
DANNY: Nope.
MARTY: Ok, look, this isn't make-fun-of-Grace-blog, there are plenty of other blogs for that stuff. The only pictures here are of bagels.

Grace leaves.

DANNY: Bye Grace.
MARTY: Oh we forgot to blog about the dance.
MARTY: Oh, no way we could have done that without being...
MARTY: No, what I meant to say was, you know what...we couldn't have blogged about the dance...
MARTY: I just meant that we were supposed to fight over blogging about the dance and then decide that it was a bad idea to do so...
MATT: Scott it's 8:07
SCOTT: Oh. Gotta go to envisci, then.
MARTY: Wait, what I'm really trying to say is -

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW! CHECK BACK TOMORROW! OR COME TO THE BAGELS TO SEE IT LIVE! BYE!!!

-Marty and Scott

April 9, 2010 - Day 2

7:40 AM - Marty arrives at the bagels. No one is there yet, though a nondescript BACKPACK is on the ground, which he presumes to be Scott's. He decides to wait for Scott to turn on his laptop, and goes to get some Lemon Lane tea. Upon arriving at the tea, he decides he will take Cinnamon Apple instead of Lemon Lane. Unfortunately, there is no Cinnamon Apple. He settles for Lemon Lane.

MARTY: Screw it.

More people appear in the room, but not Scott or any other members of "the gang." He brings the tea back to his seat. Scott arrives, and Marty begins typing. Matt finds a disgusting 5 day old banana in his backpack. Marty has still not made his tea from the ingredients.

MATT: The game sucked.
SCOTT: But why?
MATT: [explains]

Marty begins making tea, Matt appears to be t-x-t ing.

Matt says good morning to his mom, who is walking by.

THE COMPTROLLER ENTERS WEARING A CAPITALS SWEATSHIRT AND HAT

MARTY (under breath): Oh my G-d.

Grace, Nora, and Veronica walk in.

MATT: Grace slowly enters the room, showing off all of her curves.
SCOTT: She glances flirtatiously at Scott.
MARTY: Nah.

Still only the three original sitters at the table.

MARTY: Write that down.
GRACE: Don't quote me.

Marty finishes making tea, 17 minutes after original gathering of ingredients.
Kasya enters the building.

MATT: YES

Speculation occurs that that was sarcastic.
Hannah becomes first girl to sit at the table.

Marty: YES

MATT: Alison told me to look at this song, "it's time for the percolator, its time for the percolator."

MARTY: I couldn't find a trashcan to throw away my tea bag.
SCOTT: You're gonna have to bring it home and throw it out there.

Grace adjusts jacket.

MARTY: Grace is already pissed off, don't write anything else about her.

Grace raises eyebrows.

MARTY: I might have to go soon, my tea's cold anyway.
HANNAH: You let it sit for too long.

Grace bats eyes.
Preston sits down, greets table enthusiastically.
Danny sits down. So does Bat.

MATT: Danny enters with gelled hair.
DANNY: I just took a shower.
MATT: No one believes him.

Marty leaves to finish his spanish project.
Bat makes cheesecake.
Marty is getting nice beard action.

MR WALKER: Has everyone signed up for a registration meeting unless you're seniors?!?!!

Grace makes embarrassing celebratory gesture.
Grace and crew leave.
The entire room quickly empties, as class begins in 2 minutes.

SCOTT: Imdanny Imdanny Imdanny.

AND THATS ALL FOR TODAY'S INSTALLMENT OF FROM THE BAGELS!

-Marty and Scott

April 8, 2010 - Day 1

7:48 A.M. - The current table occupants are Matt, Henry, Marty, Wimmer, and Scott.

Lack of integration today, Wimmer and Matt (kind of) are only non whites at the table.

Ben walks in looking dazed. He attempts to sit in Wimmer's seat, but Wimmer quickly sends him away.

WIMMER: This is the first time I've been to the bagels in a while.
HENRY: What are you doin'.

Scott and Wimmer begin discussing College Basketball.
Ben tries to annoy the bloggers. He is immediately deemed a racist for no apparent reason by the rest of the table.

HENRY: That's not true.
WIMMER: Can you make it so it says that Ben looks incredibly dazed and not just dazed?

Dream time.

SCOTT: It was me, and three other people on the couches in the Junior Hallway, and then the comptroller guy - Henry, come back! Ok, then, the controller's minions - and then, he was just in my dream - and then he came by and told us to come to his office for sexting because we were talking about it. Oh wait Henry, did you not hear the first part? Well the controller caught us talking about sexting...and then Danny or someone walked by and we pointed to him and told the comptroller that he had been sexting...then his minion tackled him.

HENRY: There were these iguanas, and we were so mad at them, and we had to throw these rocks at them, and then they blew up.

Channing sits down between Marty and Henry. She makes several snide comments concerning the blog and its welfare. Oh, and Bat sat down too. A while ago.

Danny sits, has yet to comment.

CHANNING: You guys should put up funny signs for this blog, similar to Mr. Walker's signs for AP checks.

DANNY: Imdanny Imdanny Imdanny Imdanny.

Marty appears heartbroken that Grace and Emma have yet to show up.

WIMMER: That's a badass name (Opdyke, author of In My Hands).

This is gonna be it for today, we'll come at ya live tomorrow morning. Be sure to subscribe.

-Marty and Scott