April 26, 2010 - Day 11????

7:40 A.M. - Marty, Henry, Matt, and Yarf are gathered around the usual table.

There is a strange buzzing noise behind Marty. He goes to turn it off.

Scott arrives.

Scott: I'm gonna go grab some tea.

Kendria arrives. Yarf leaves.

Scott: Talk about how Tia's the best.

Juan-Manuel Pinzon arrives and leaves.

Kendria: But I didn't realize he was an actual pedophile since yesterday!

Wimmer: Where's Jacob?
Henry: In and around my eyes.
Matt: I just like the part where he goes around smacking his face.

Matt leaves to meet with Heilman.

Marty: Is this just one of those days?

Henry: What, like tired?
Marty: I don't know.
Wimmer: Where is Jacob???

Marika, Eliza Bray, and Hana Elion all enter and then leave.

Marty: A small subset of the female acquaintances of my life.

Henry: Maybe he'll be not so great.
Scott: I think he'll be good. Man, where is everyone?
Marty: Good morning, Claire.
Claire: (sighs) Good morning, Marty.
Kendria: Who got the Lean on Me solo? I hope you don't ruin Kirk Franklin for me.
Marty: Oh, we will.
Scott: We're white! Sorry.

Abby enters.

Abby: Can you help me?

Scott: With what?
Abby: Physics.
Scott: I didn't do that sh*t!

Everybody has a good laugh.

Wimmer: WHERE THE HELL IS JACOB???

Petey enters...almost. JV Dylan enters.

Scott: How did you play yesterday?

JV Dylan: Awful. I struck out like twice.
Scott: That's ok JV I struck out too.

Marty spills sugar on his computer and proceeds to try and get it off by hitting the keyshfdojdsfojdsfjosdjoifsdoifoijsdfjoisdiofjweohgwpieg;lgkdlgkhjpuy;kjyt;khytkh

Marty: Man, you know how when people do like those excited posts or stuff when they type lots of random letters?
Henry: Yeah.Marty: But like, they're all in the home row.
Henry: What?
Marty: They're all in the home row. Like asdfjkl; Why is that?
Henry: Because that's where your fingers are...
Marty: Well...

Time to go.

April 1, 2011 - Day 10???

Hannah: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOTT!!! FOLLOW HIM @RAVINATOR11

Hannah: I had this awesome dream about Henry last night. So, Henry wanted to get some exercise so he went for a run, and I was driving a pace car in this race, so he asked me to drive around until he got tired and then he would get in my car and we would go to get dinner or something.

It's about 7:50. Kendria, Henry, Marty, Scott, Danny, and Matt are place around the table, in hat order. Happy Birthday to Scott, Drew, and JV Dylan's sister.

Kendria: I'm thinking about buying a lottery ticket.

Matt: He's so interested in this.

JV Dylan: Who is?

Matt: Jai. Solid contribution to the conversation, JV Dylan.

Scott: Is that the disgusting cream cheese?

JV Dylan: No it's actually good.

Marty: Yeah, I like that one.

Dazed: Yeah.

Scott: It sucks.

Marty: You said it sucks, right?

Scott: Um...yeah.

Kendria: Have you seen this show Hole in the Wall?

Marty: Kendria, you've been making some solid contributions to the conversation this morning.

Scott: Kendria and JV Dylan.

Lax is discussed. I'm may come to Scott's game.

Dazed is spreading butter on a bagel.

Marty: Dazed, is that sanitary?

Dazed: What? I don't get it.

Henry sees the ten-minutes-late time on the computer.

Henry: Oh my gosh!

Marty: It's fake! It's fake!

Matt: What did it say?

Henry: 8:08.

Matt: That' s not like that big of a deal.

Jacob does not walk in.

Henry: I'm gonna leave a little early today. In a while.

Wiley takes Henry's seat. The bagels are crowded today.

Wiley: Yip-yip-yippers!

Dazed asks the time. The time? To go.

--Until next time, Strauss-Ballen.